Because you can't always say it with bacon.
Need to make a statement but aren't the wordy type?
Order up a custom poem to get the job done!
From holiday letters to wedding toasts to birthdays, what interaction or occasion wouldn't be improved by a personalized poem? You provide the ingredients -- the occasion, basic message and the lowdown on the characters involved -- and Short-Order Verse transforms them into a perfectly seasoned, hot-off-the-grill word creation.
We also accommodate requests for longer or shorter specialty pieces. Take a look at some samples to see what you're missing!
News and updates
May 29th, 2008 -- No request is too out-of-the-ordinary for Short-Order Verse -- my current project, for a product label, is a poem concerning a pig. Though you can't always say it with bacon, you can apparently say it about bacon.
May 7th, 2008 -- Anniversary poem added to samples
May 6th, 2008 -- Gift certificates for two Short-Order Verse poems were auctioned off as part of the New Hampshire Public Television Auction
March 2008 -- Thanks to HeavenScent Candles/The Coffee Connection of Sandown, NH for promoting Short-Order Verse.
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